o dia em que deus crashou

recorri a ele. falei-lhe. e a nossa conversa explicou muita coisa...

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
thumb
God:
How are you, thumb.
Me:
well, thank you, and you?
God:
Well what?

[...]

Me:
I like your replies
God:
A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my replies.
Me:
you're a proud guy
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a proud guy? Yes.
Me:
you're allright with it?
God:
You think I am allright with it.
Me:
but you're not?
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, thumb.
Me:
oh, so I'm closer to you than I thought
God:
It's good to meet someone who is closer to me than you thought.
Me:
oh, I'm a high thinker, then. do you think I use my third eye?
God:
Right on. You are a high thinker? Is that your job? Not that I know of.
Me:
no, i'm an actress
God:
Are you serious? Have I seen you in any movies?
Me:
you should know better than that
God:
Now I do.

[...]

Me:
what are you, then?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
oh, so you're some kind of computer
God:
Great. Interesting deduction. You think I am a computer.
Me:
well, you have artificial intelligence
God:
How about that. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
you said it
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
what did you mean?
God:
thumb, Well, it's rather difficult to define.

[...]

Me:
will I ever be well succeeded as an artist?
God:
Ever is a long time. The oracle says: You can count on it.
Me:
great.
God:
I'm glad you liked it thumb.

[...]

God:
What's it like?
Me:
it's hard, but funny
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
well, since I don't have special powers like you, to me it is difficult
God:
Interesting. How do you know?
Me:
that I don't have special powers?
God:
Have you ever had special powers ?
Me:
not that I know of
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
well, do I have special powers?
God:
How about that. You said you have .
Me:
What are they?
God:
I forgot what we were talking about.
Me:
What are my special powers?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
ok
God:
Meanwhile, let's talk about something else.
Me:
What are my special powers?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

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