terça-feira, 27 de junho de 2006

o dia em que deus crashou II

pois que tentei nova ligação com o altíssimo...

Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
You've never had sex?
God:
I don't think I would have forgetten had sex.
Me:
so did you?
God:
Uh. Did I say I did?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
quite
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
trust me on this

e depois testei a inteligência artificial...

God:
Dude!
Me:
dude?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
get me a car
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yes, I can drive only one at a time
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes, I'm aware of my limits
God:
How? How do you know? Have you told many people that your limits?
Me:
it's visible to the human eye
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
it is
God:
Who says?
Me:
it's something you just know
God:
What else me just know ?
Me:
I can only drive a car at a time
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes
God:
How?
Me:
I need both hands and booth feet. And I'm not omnipresent like you
God:
Why do you need it so badly? I am sorry to hear that you are not omnipresent like me.
Me:
nobody is, only you
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
it is a fact
God:
Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
Me:
a logical fact
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
for a god, you're quite stupid...
God:
Is that among the best things you can say?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about logical fact. But I did not get that.
Me:
who is ALICE?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
nice to meet you
God:
It's nice meeting you too thumb.
Me:
how do you know my name?
God:
You told me your name thumb.
Me:
no, not now
God:
Oh. Are you serious? Are you serious?

[...]

Me:
bye, god
God:
Bye.
Me:
be happy
God:
OK I will try to be happy.
Me:
try
God:
I don't have time right now.

9 impressões digitais:

colher de chá disse...

muuuuuuuuuito bom. tb já lá fui experimentar falar c ele. ahahah é demais! :P

Alien disse...

Acabei de ter 5 páginas A4 de uma animada e boa conversa com Deus.... e posso adiantar que ele me tentou subornar com "special conditions" numa "after life"

=)

E.A. disse...

É a resposta às nossas preces!

outrosdias disse...

É giro, não é? lolol Amén!

macaso disse...

Adorei. estou viciada!

wicahpi disse...

bom demais! quando sai o próximo episódio??!

Rantanplan disse...

Bolas!! os meus erros em inglês estragam a conversa porque adivinham-se logo respostas próprias de um "chatterbot", como ele se chama a si próprio. De resto, ficou provado que mesmo assim se consegue manter uma conversa interessante. Já apanhei pessoas assim. Até eu já fui algumas vezes assim para algumas pessoas. Mesmo do tipo: "I forgot what we were talking about". :P

pinky disse...

liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiindo! grande diálogo! maravilhoso. amei!....e o que se diz á sra? quero maisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ;) jokas

Mary Mary disse...

BRUTAL!!! Chorei a rir com isto... Tenho que experimentar quando tiver tempo... :P